10 Signs That You're Petty AF! (Petty Chroncles Part 1)

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1. You've put a bitch...or four in their place, turned a fuck boy into a cry baby, maybe even "accidently" mushed or snatched a wig off here or there....it's ok, you tripped and her hair just came off.

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2. This is your signature look when a bitch thinks she's cute and you know damn well that track is showing but...you're trying to get right with God.

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3. When you see complete bafoonery, this is your signature outburst...no matter where you are.

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4. And tea is your signature drink.

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That you're ready to serve to the crew.

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5. And "but that's none of my business" is your signature line.  That Kermit emoji is probably the most used in your phone huh?  But that's none of my business...

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6. You like to spark some shit up here and there.  Nothing to where anyone will get shot, just enough for an argument to come about, feelings to get hurt, and footage for you to record and send to world star.

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7. And then you act completely shocked like this is news to you.

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8. And when someone confronts you you're completely taken back by the accusation of creating such a hot mess.

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9. But behind closed doors you're laughing your ass off at the drama you just created, in group chats crying tears with your besties.

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Who are just as petty as you.

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10. And with each time someone has called you a bitch, rude, blunt, non chalant, and down right petty (as if it was something bad) you hold your head up high, and say...

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Or...just deny and act like you don't know wtf anyone is talking about.

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Either way, pettiness is a way of life, welcome to the club, because once you're in, you're in this bitch...

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The fucking end.

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